That house across the street from the Westboro Baptist Church continues to be awesome.
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Forever reblog
On April Fool’s day everyone on tumblr should change their icon to different variations of Nicolas Cage’s face
Or all follow Cole Sprouse on Twitter, then unfollow him the next day and say it was a social experiment
everybody reblog this
spread the news
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I work 5-close four nights a week, and my softball practices are 5-8. Well, guess I will be making that decision soon. Did I mention that I am the only one that is allowed to work alone, and not have to be trained?!
OH MY GOD IT ACTUALLY PREPARED ITSELF AND TRIED AND EVERYTHING OH MY GODS.
OMFG I CANNOT HANDLE THIS AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
this cat inspires me
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so I bought my mom this cup with a hot dude having coffee because my mom is fun and i thought this might like her.
BUT THEN I SERVE MYSELF COFFEE IN IT AND TURNS OUT THAT WHEN THE CUP GETS HOT
THE DUDE LOSES HIS PANTS AND THAT’S COFFEE AND PORN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF SORCERY THIS IS!
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Mandatory Tuesday post.
vote for pie for 7th player i swear to god if you goddamn fangirls ruin it like you did last year i will kill you
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oh shit, this is genius
holy shit I’m laughing way fucking harder than I should be.
FUCKING GENIUS
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My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one
I just like the fact that since the last time I saw this post it gained multiple colors and a disco ball
IT’S SO CLOSE.
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My mouth really hurts guys. I had wisdom teeth out Tuesday, and when I got there, the oral surgeon the. Tells me that they were IMPACTED!! The asshole never told me before, which wound me up, so, the meds they have me before didn’t knock me out, and the gas didn’t either. Here’s the funny thing, they ha to give me a shot, and in my file, it says that I can’t have shots because I have a panic attack. So now, my mouth really hurts.
Hoop dance to thrift shop
> I can’t be the only one that wants to see the completed dance… right?
> She’s amazing.
> WHY IS SHE NOT IN THE OLYMPICS.
WHAT. DAAAAAAAAAAAYYYMMMMM
Hero.
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